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1·Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass.

今天我跟我男朋友说，跟他在一起我很快乐。

2·Be sure to look at the documentation — I guarantee you will get a headache (and some happy surprises) from slapping your forehead so many times, so grab some aspirin first.

一定要阅读它的文档——我保证您会头痛(也会有一些惊喜)，因为您会太多次拍击自己的前额，所以请先准备点阿斯匹林。