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1·They'd just reused the box. FML

原来，他们只不过拿了个手机盒子用来包装而已。

2·My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

好吧我承认，我的房东就是我男朋友。

3·I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML.

我还是个14岁的女生。

4·I didn't get the extra credit. FML.

很显然，我没有获得这次的附加分。

5·I was pissed on by a dead pig. FML.

好吧，我被一只死去的猪尿湿了。

6·I didn't know she was married. FML.

奶奶的，我还真不知道她已经结婚了。

7·She now has two new toys today. FML

她今天已经这样获得了两个新玩偶了。

8·The owner answered my phone call. FML.

后来我才知道，那餐馆老板接了我很多电话。

9·Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML

而现在，我一个人孤苦伶仃，没有女友也没有朋友。

10·Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML.

今天，我独处时的表情把一个女孩吓哭了。